am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

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a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

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imsoshive:

Low budget R&B videos be like …

xaannaax:

bookiesbooty:

It’s back.

This is my favorite video of all time

dangergays:

my boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old 5 foot tall old indian grandmother told me that there are lots of men. i thought she was going to say “in the sea” but she said “they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face. she hates flies

nigeah:

blasianxbri:

kararikue:

There is so much joy in this video. It makes me so happy.

he so happy

I screamed with happiness!

(Source: sizvideos)

defilerwyrm:

internetrachel:

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

too much can happen in six seconds. we have gone too far.

how long did it take you to notice the second dude from the right licking the other guy’s shoulder

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defilerwyrm:

internetrachel:

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

too much can happen in six seconds. we have gone too far.

how long did it take you to notice the second dude from the right licking the other guy’s shoulder

(Source: vinebox)